its wednesday...that ill fated hump day, so i figured it was a fun time to publish this list. hopefully everyone is having a great day, and even better week, but here are some tips in case thats not true.
*rub your own feet. who needs a whipped boyfriend?
*kiss someone. bonus points if theyer over 83 or under threee
*put on your highest heels - or take those suckers off!
*go into closet. shut door. scream. feel a little silly for screaming in closet. carry on.
*throw caution to the wind and actually smile at a stranger.
*have an orgasm. maybe two.
*catnap, preferably with a cat (or a dog).
*just give up and put your hair in a ponytail.
* stop waiting for _______ to make you happy. youre in charge!
*get off that weird fad diet immediately. its wrecking your day...and metabolism.
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