* i know! ill write an actual letter explaining how i feel.
* man, i am so in the mood for a sweet little romantic gerard butler comedy.
* if i want us to date for two years and have time together before three kids, with the last one born by 38...god, i need to meet the love of my life tonight.
* i really gotta replace these undies.
* oh, wow, babe, this teapot would be perfect to put away for your mom for next christmas.
* darn this huge penis.
* im boycotting sex until she apologizes.
* two pounds up? no beer for a month!
* no, no, its ok, boss, you dont have to pay me well.
* if you like it, you should put a ring on it!
HAHAHA! had to share this, i just loved it!!!
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