hey, its ok!

...for your "secret ingredient" to be ketchup

...that you have a posh phone voice

..to still be obsessed with lightning bugs aged 30

...for facebook de-tagging to take priority over, oh, everything

...if you dont always return clothes to the rail you picked them up from

...to google yourself. and be a bit dissapointed

...to go to the gym only to sit gossiping in the sauna. your pores are now immaculate

...for your wardrobe to have an identity crisis in this weird "is it winter or is it spring" weather confusion

...to have sex that only lasts as long as the ad break