* having sunday lunch at your mothres house, when asked if he wanted custard or cream with his dessert, he threw his napkin in the air and cried, "i dont know! i have to make that sort of commitment now?! stop crowding me. i cant breathe. i cant breathe. GIVE ME AIR!"
* he changed his facebook status to single because the eggs you boiled for his breakfast-in-bed treat were too rubbery and the bacon wasnt crispy enough
* he forgot your birthday. even though its the same day as jesus's. which is christmas day. noone forgets.
* you bought his a mug with "hot stuff" on it. he bought you a mug with "mug" on it.
* you 'made love' to him. he 'nailed' you. (ha, gross).
* he used your new iphone as a coaster for his beer (um, idiot?!)
* he kept cracking "jokes" about threesomes when he first met your friends.
mind you, i find these utterly hilarious, and quite frankly, absurd. however, delightfully entertaining.