things that are always difficult to nail

1 perfect toast if you find a toaster that doesnt either cremate or undercook, please let me know

2 platonic friendships with hot men be honest, life would be much simpler if he were gay

3 knowing when to sleep with a new man when does "classy and mysterious" morph into "asexual" in manland?

4 the perfect temperature in somebody elses shower who stole the intermediary degrees between freezing and scalding

5 flesh tones not even salmon looks good in salmon

6 the correct quota of caffeine either were snoozy and lifeliess or jittery and paranoid

there are so many other funny things that belong on this list. consider this part one :) 

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