you you you

hey its ok...

...to claim winning doenst matter. but, boy, do you want to win

...to feel irrationally nervous when you have to go around the room and say your name and where youre from

...to decide youre not going to do anything else productive for the rest of the working day

...to be judgemental about people who have plastic surgery, yet have your teeth professionally whitened

...to be disappointed that youre not her bridesmaid

...to weigh more than your boyfriend. he doesnt have boobs or hips

...to want men to send over drinks in theory. but feel mortified and put-upon when they actually do

...to be quite glad that he doesnt last more than 15 minutes. more sleep

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