...to not consider lust a particularly deadly sin. or pride. or even sloth.
...to start your to-do list with a task you have already done.
...to tell your family that you met your current boyfriend through mutual friends and leave out the fact that those friends were Bud and Weiser.
...to begin thinking about lunch at 9:35 A.M.
...to shout "I am not!!!!!!!!!" when he claims you are hormonal.
...to smirk when you see the big, tough guys at your gym tripping on the ellipical machine.
...to demand to be taken off speakerphone.
...to RSVP without a plus-one.
...to bail on plans because the grinch is on. you do not turn your back on little cindy lou-who.
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