...to be totally judge-y about plastic surgery, but then whiten your teeth obsessively
...to order only the stuff on the menu that you can pronounce
...to be secretly terrified of getting sucked down the airplane toilet
...to write down the key points you want to cover before making an important guy phone call
...to ask for a surprise party
...to believe that foods eaten while nursing a pal through a breakup are "sympathy" calories and dont count
...to consider Skee-Ball your best part
...to buy the jumbo-sized box of condoms. you have a goal. the goal is the expiration date. GO!