Wednesday, December 2, 2009

hey, its ok! be irationally annoyed when no one compliments your brand new dress order your favorite take out over and over. if it aint broke, why fix it? be weirdly obsessed with miniature shampoos, fun-sized chocolate bars, mini mascaras, etc. have a "to hell with it" moment and leave your car in an inner-city park overnight be outraged when a friend "steals" your favorite baby name. you claimed that one when you were 12, dammit tell your mobile phone company youre thinking of leaving, when you have no intention of doing so. gets results!

...if you "forgot" to reply to boring texts that simply ask, "how are you?" have santa baby or all i want for christmas is you on your ipod. all those scrooges out there, two words: lighten up!

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