*when you finally find a guy who's thoughtful enough to pick up his socks, he'll make you pick up yours too.
*avoiding chipped fingernails means no gardening, no pistachio eating, no "heart and soul" playing. not worth it!
*nobody interesting has neat hangwriting.
*well, its exhausting.
*have you seen the venus de milo? awe-inspiring-and yet, missing two arms.
*your being a size 4 wont make him better in bed.
*every happy family has a pathelogical liar arsenist cousin who owes them $2000. or some such.
*mutts are just the cutest.
*breast implants need replacing every 10 years or so. just FYI.
*if you act like a perfect professional all the time, no one will talk to you at the office holiday party.
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