hey, its OK!

...to love candy canes, its a wonderful life, gingerbread lattes and all that other shamelessly seasonal stuff.

...to consider spanx pants an exercise plan.

...to leave it for somebody else to clean up (for once)


...if you always have to peek at the person next to you at dinner parties to remember which fork to use first

...to ask every one of your friends for advice, and then do the opposite

...to think plain old condoms are perfectly fine. so what if they dont glow in the dark or smell like strawberries

...to never fantasise about being a lady who lunches. its much more fun to be a woman who lives

...if you kind of liked your presents before they were unwrapped. (saying so? NOT OK!!)